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25 Signs You Might have a Problem Blogging

Posted in Blogging, Humor by Douglas Karr
Saturday, April 14th at 8:05 pm

BloggerInspired by BittBox’s fantastic post, I decided to write my own post about my blogging problem. Here are my 25 signs that you might have a problem blogging.

  1. Your closest friends know the easiest way to communicate with you is by submitting a comment.
  2. You re-organize your living room to have better access to a computer.
  3. In order to answer some questions, you sometimes have to search your own blog.
  4. You write posts to your family instead of speaking to them.
  5. You pay your DSL or Cable bill before your rent or mortgage.
  6. You don’t know your anniversary but you know your Technorati rank.
  7. Vacuuming your keyboard would provide forensic researchers with what you had for dinner for the last six months.
  8. When you can not figure out how to modify your theme, you write your own WordPress Plugin.
  9. You found out Anna Nicole Smith died online.
  10. You were relieved by the WordPress 2.1 autosave feature because you could finally take bathroom breaks while posting.
  11. You host blogs for friends, family, and colleagues.
  12. You buy domain names for presents.
  13. You have a lot of friends that you’ve never actually met nor talked to in real life.
  14. You understand acronyms like IMHO
  15. You ask for a Herman Miller Aeron for your birthday.
  16. You find yourself wanting an iPhone even though you’ve never owned a Mac in your life.
  17. When asked what you want for dinner, you recommend a restaurant in Vancouver from John Chow – but you live in Indiana.
  18. Any blog without comments sucks… except for Seth’s Blog.
  19. You know Ze is funny, Hugh draws great comics on business cards, and Mark was really, really lucky with his first business.
  20. You know that any comment from a site ending in “info” is blog spam.
  21. You look forward to a new theme more than moving into your new home.
  22. You have trouble sleeping without posting.
  23. You only stay at hotels with broadband or with a Starbucks within 3 blocks.
  24. You identify yourself as a blogger rather than the actual profession that you make a living on.
  25. Ordering dinner involves ctrl-t and logging in to Papa John’s.

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